this messageboard is deceased - funeral 2012.09.13

Message boards : Cafe Docking : this messageboard is deceased - funeral 2012.09.13

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spuddly buddly Joined: Aug 16 12 Posts: 24 ID: 66176 Credit: 14,124 RAC: 0	Message 6824 - Posted 10 Sep 2012 10:47:26 UTC
	Since there is no life left in this messageboard, I'm declaring it dead and the funeral will be held on Thursady 13.00 UTC 2012.09.13 Flowers etc via Boinc Berkeley CA. ____________ The Knights who say Ni!
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spuddly buddly Joined: Aug 16 12 Posts: 24 ID: 66176 Credit: 14,124 RAC: 0	Message 6825 - Posted 13 Sep 2012 5:06:32 UTC Last modified: 13 Sep 2012 5:07:32 UTC
	Eulogy for the message board - A message board is a place where people can reach out and contact each other. Where ideas, hopes and dreams can be passed on to our fellow man. This message board though had run out of these and just passed on. We both grew up in the Baptist church. It wasn’t as big as this. My grandmother played the piano, and she led the choir and her two daughters. My mother and my aunt both sang in it . . That’s what these women did – they helped each other, they helped their husbands, they helped and hounded us children and they helped the nation. They regularly conspired to convince their lawmaker mates to pass legislation that would help educate and care for children, house old and poor people, improve health outcomes for all and yes, give equal rights to women. It was the burden that made it great . . . Old friend, Truman Capote, said, “He was always so butch. I thought he’d outlive us all.” Others saw only limits to growth; he transformed a stagnant economy into an engine of opportunity. So what becomes of our broken hearts? To finish paraphrasing Mr. Praline in the Dead Parrot Sketch, "'It's passed on! This mesageboard is no more! It has ceased to be! 'It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! Its a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! 'It's metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'It's off the twig! 'It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-MESSAGE BOARD!!" Ni! ____________ The Knights who say Ni!
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spuddly buddly Joined: Aug 16 12 Posts: 24 ID: 66176 Credit: 14,124 RAC: 0	Message 6827 - Posted 14 Sep 2012 5:51:06 UTC
	Ok, now it's time to begin terraforming! Leave all your garabge here (take no notice of the "no tipping" sign) ____________ The Knights who say Ni!
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spuddly buddly Joined: Aug 16 12 Posts: 24 ID: 66176 Credit: 14,124 RAC: 0	Message 6832 - Posted 17 Sep 2012 21:21:34 UTC
	Looks like it's coming along nicely. ____________ The Knights who say Ni!
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spuddly buddly Joined: Aug 16 12 Posts: 24 ID: 66176 Credit: 14,124 RAC: 0	Message 6840 - Posted 25 Sep 2012 19:51:20 UTC Last modified: 25 Sep 2012 20:32:14 UTC
	The Knights who say Ni! Chief Loony, sorry, scientist has hot news. Apparently new life is starting to evolve on the messageboard. Sorry, that's just a discarded tampon. No! It's alive! We've created a living tampon! Ni! ____________ The Knights who say Ni!
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speechless Joined: Nov 24 11 Posts: 5 ID: 46818 Credit: 1,075,787 RAC: 0	Message 6841 - Posted 25 Sep 2012 21:27:24 UTC
	Pity, pity... I really like this project because it is sort of underdog compared to the big ones like seti or rosetta or fah, but: Anybody home? Please communicate with us (and delete the spam messages)!
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speechless Joined: Nov 24 11 Posts: 5 ID: 46818 Credit: 1,075,787 RAC: 0	Message 6842 - Posted 25 Sep 2012 21:37:18 UTC - in response to Message ID 6841 .
	Oh, and one more thing: You really should recalculate the way you distribute credits. I've gotten more points from POEM in a month than from you in over a year.
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spuddly buddly Joined: Aug 16 12 Posts: 24 ID: 66176 Credit: 14,124 RAC: 0	Message 6847 - Posted 26 Sep 2012 19:20:05 UTC
	"Anybody home?" This is a recorded message. Since there was no response from any moderator, project personal, or the project leader, the messageboard was declared devoid of all life and is now a terraforming/action art project. Since no one has corrected me, it is assumed that the same work is being crunched over and over again. Ni! ____________ The Knights who say Ni!
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[VENETO] boboviz Joined: Sep 25 08 Posts: 59 ID: 1577 Credit: 202,735 RAC: 0	Message 6848 - Posted 27 Sep 2012 12:14:33 UTC - in response to Message ID 6847 .
	Since there was no response from any moderator, project personal, or the project leader, the messageboard was declared devoid of all life and is now a terraforming/action art project. :-P
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Message boards : Cafe Docking : this messageboard is deceased - funeral 2012.09.13

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