HEY! Want to join a team where people actually care about who you are, what you think and how you are doing??
Want to join a team where you can talk with friendly people from all over the globe, about everything from chocolate cake to what movie you saw last night or your homemade computer?? And a team where people help each other out with a smile?
Well then don't hesitate any longer! Come join team Stickitinabistro... No wait that is not what we are called, team Sickandtiredofasteroids... No, no, no, wait team Sigmundhasasthma... No, we are called team SICITURADASTRA!! (that’s "thus you shall go to the stars" for those, like me, whom do not speak latin :) )
We might be hard to pronounce, but we are flying smooth! :)
With a sweet deep breath and a grinning smile, lets blast off for another test forever on our VoyageQuest!
Come fly with us at team Sicituradastra! Starfleet approved: friendliest civilization among the stars! (And the team with the best connections for intergalactic chocolate cake ;-) )
Stardate... Unknown. The ships entire supply of velour softener was lost in an unfortunate transporter accident yesterday. And I can already feel the crew tightening up. Also relations with the Slugatron empire took a sligt turn for the worse, as their departing ambassador apparently proved allergic to soap (S.S.O. note: War was declared).
We took the ship into orbit around a small lush planet, called Sexysinglealienprincess (S.S.O. note: Sicituradastra) in hope of replenishing our supplies. But for now contact with the indigenous population has been scarce. They seem to be worshipping an etity called BOINC, for whom they will crush anything! (S.S.O. note: Crunch anything). Also they appear obsessed with a substance called chocolate cake... But there is no doubt in my mind we can free these people from their own inhuman paradise, but for now we must keep radio silence, as a govening body called SATIRE (S.S.O. note: SETI) seems to be listning in...
“Will the brave captain and his crew be able to save these people from them selfs? Or will they also fall under the spell of the mighty BOINC and join the crunching, chocolate cake eating ranks of the SICITURADASTRA!! Stay tuned!!”
If you are a first time cruncher,
If you are a large multi system crunching farm,
Or anyone in between.
If you are looking for a friendly team to join,
We welcome you.
The universe contains all of us. Why shouldn`t We look for the universe in you...